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stfangofboredom:

actual-ironman-tonystark:

queerqueensansa:

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mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

my mother has called me our cats name who has been dead for five years

multiple times

My Gram would slip up and call me “Jimmy” now and then. I’m a girl…

My mom and all of her siblings were always “Bob-San-Lin-Dave-uh-you.” Every. Time.

My mom is pretty good about my name, but significant others over the years have called me friends’ names, sisters’ names, dogs’ names, and “mom,” among other things, including, occasionally, my actual name.

free-batch-lover:

kyliesparks27:

pjcalamity:

landscapesclothesandfootball:

doctorcakeray:

fannishminded:

harry2016:

HOLY TRINITY 

MULTIPLE people I am following are asking what these are, why we call them holy when only one has a hole. If they are made by the same company, and what is with us praising these.

I weep for you people, from other countries. WEEP.

Aussies may have Tim Tams.

EU may have Kinder and All sorts of fantastic biscuits.

USA? Has GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.

Not only are these things SINFULLY good, they are only sold for a bit over 1 month of the year, depending on region, that month of the year changes.

That middle one is Chocolate, Caramel Coconut. The left one is Peanut Butter, chocolate and sex on a stick aka crumbly cookie/biscuit.

You can eat em straight from the box, but pros? Pros eat these bad boys frozen.

And thin mints, man. that right one? THIN MINTS. You may have heard of these. Chocolate biscuit infused with mint essence coated in dark chocolate.

Yeah.

Those thin mints.

The Thin Mints for which every grown ass American on a Medical Diet cries for when they see a girlscout.

The Thin Mints with 1000 copycats, and not a one of them successful.

Girl Scouts, regularly boycotted by Fundies and Anti-choice nutters, not only taste amazing, but you get the joy of giving money to a good cause, while subtly flipping the bird at overly wound up fundie groups.

It’s like donating to Planned Parenthood and getting a box of double dark chocolate with fudge filling tim-tams especially made for them.

The reason we eat them frozen is that we buy as many boxes of thin mints as we possibly can during that short sale period, and then store them for the dark months, like proud American squirrels.

PROUD AMERICAN SQUIRRELS.

AMERICAN SQUIRRELS REPRESENT

This is the greatest explanation of Girl Scout cookies I’ve ever seen

As a lifelong Girl Scout I fully approve of this post.

I nearly cried when a coworker left her daughter’s order form on the break room table and I couldn’t spare $4.

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stfangofboredom:

actual-ironman-tonystark:

queerqueensansa:

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mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

my mother has called me our cats name who has been dead for five years

multiple times

My Gram would slip up and call me “Jimmy” now and then. I’m a girl…

My mom and all of her siblings were always “Bob-San-Lin-Dave-uh-you.” Every. Time.

My mom is pretty good about my name, but significant others over the years have called me friends’ names, sisters’ names, dogs’ names, and “mom,” among other things, including, occasionally, my actual name.

An Afternoon Rest

My husband snores softly beside me
I lay here enjoying the light show
On the ceiling and walls
As the breeze plays with
Two sets of dim-out curtains
The soft rustling of fabric soothes me
Two neighbors chat on the porch
Enjoying the beautiful Spring day
A child and his dog
Call to each other as they play
And while there is some traffic
It’s far enough away to be
Background rather than bother
I smile and close my eyes

Life is good.

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stfangofboredom:

azzarinne

First of all, I’ve been meaning to give you a personal thank you for the note in my John Green book. I never did say that. :) It fell out of my book at me the other day when I was feeling pretty craptastic and it was a nice reminder that there are still awesome people in the world.

*warm fuzzies*  ^.^

To me, there’s no better feeling than knowing that I helped brighten someone’s day.  I’m glad that I was able to do it twice with the same note!

I hope that things are getting better.  The sun is always shining somewhere, even when we can’t see it.

DFTBA!  ^.^

emmablackery:

hi there! the photo on the left is me at 14 in 2005

and i remembered how ugly i felt and how i had zero confidence in myself or my future

the picture on the right is me at 22 now

yes i learned how to makeup obvs (also hello puberty) but i also survived a lot of bullying, depression, self-harm, suicidal thoughts, sexuality questioning, breakups, losing friends and chose to carry on. there are eight years of hell between these pictures but i honestly could not be happier now

so this is just a reminder you know if you ever feel completely alone and devoid of any hope i was exactly the same and i overcame everything that came my way in spite of everyone who didn’t think i would

i chose to stick around and i don’t regret it for a second. there is a future waiting for you

cherry-sailor:

gemini-sonic:

yolucas:

SERIOUS TALK: 

Okay idk if you guys have heard about this yet so I’m going to inform you about what’s going on because it’s really serious and I think everyone needs to know about this. So basically there are some sick fucking people now who have started taping and gluing razor blades around children’s parks (and on the handles of gas pumps) and placing them strategically so children get hurt. They tape them to the handles of monkey bars (so the children’s hands get sliced open), they tape them inside of slides (i think you can imagine what will happen there) and just everywhere around the playgrounds with a sick intention of hurting young kids. I know this has literally nothing to do with my blog but I take my younger cousin to the park almost every day in the summer, and I can’t imagine what I’d do if he went down a slide rigged with razor blades. So pleaspleaseplease reblog this, I think people need to see it so they can be more careful, I don’t want little kids possibly seriously hurting themselves.

Spreading this like wildfire!

I normally don’t reblog stuff like this, but I’ve got three little brother I’ve got to look out for.

It feels like we have to check everything these days.  Some sick people think that it’s funny to hurt people, and that there are no consequences for their actions.  Please keep an eye out for anything potentially dangerous, even in places that you’d think should be safe.  >.<

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stfangofboredom:

I’ve been seeing a lot of stuff on my dash on this subject, and since I love throwing in my two cents, you’re all gonna have to deal with this probably long text post.

It is okay to like the villain character. It is okay for your favorite character to be the villain.

It is okay to look into a…

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